Onion News Empire

제프리 탬버

David Bryant

크리스토퍼 마스터슨

Sam West

아자 나오미 킹

Jillian

윌리엄 새들러

Ed Musgrove

Laila Robins

Helena Zweibel

샤이엔 잭슨

Cameron Grey

Mabel L'Ecuyer

Courtney Carter

Jolly Abraham

Abigail

Jodi Applegate Kay

Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)

Charles Techman

Kip O'Rourke

Jonathan Marballi

Terrorist

Harriett D. Foy

Vivian

Jack Gilpin

Archibald Zweibel

James Caulfield

Father Zweibel

Tanner Flood

Kid

Darrie Lawrence

Old Lady

Therese Plaehn

Producer

Michael Crowe

Kidnapper (uncredited)