E. Nick: A Legend in His Own Mind

Don Calfa

E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi

Cleavon Little

Edmundo

Pat McCormick

Sonny Patterson

Andra Akers

Mona

Eddie Deezen

Monique Gabrielle

Charmaine

Carol Wayne

Regine

Jonathan Winters

Emerson Foosnagel III

Robert Hegyes

Raoul

Bo Hopkins

Self

Peter Isacksen

Mel Issacksen

Elaine Joyce

Joyce

Betty Thomas

Herself

Robert Mandan

Earl The Bartender

Carlos Palomino

Self

Leslee Bremmer

Nymphet / Announcer

Robert Sacchi

Mr. Trowel